I was reading the entire series just because I felt like if I'm going to mock, I should at least read the damn things first. And somewhere along the line, I got everybody at work to read them and I was the only one who didn't get sucked into the Twilight love. And people wonder why I spend so much time on the internet. ;)

I think it helped that I read cleolinda's recaps and stoney321's as well by then, not to mention every silly, jokey Twilight-related LOL on the internet, so by the time I got around to attempting for the third time to slog my way through them, I was firmly in LOL mode with them.

I have a T-shirt that says something like, "Edward can't read Bella's thoughts because she doesn't have any." Just owning that shirt gives me a happy. :D